The Original Fake Audrey.

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In memorial to Heath Ledger and all my buzznet friends who have left over the past year and a half this is my list in tribute to them, 10 things I Hate About Buzznet.

1) I hate the confusion of scene and modeling. No Audrey Kitching’s not your ordinary model but just look at her, she’s got pink hair and an alterative edge. Scene is taking pictures with hello kitty dolls in your own bedroom. Modeling is taking pictures by photographers no matter what your style is in different sceneries with different sometimes uncomfortable poses (Gosh seriously open a fucking magazine for once). If it’s for a magazine, commercial or runway it’s called modeling. Her style doesn’t make her any less than a model nor whether she’s modeling for huge agency or low key stores you’ll find in a mall. Get that though you’re fucking small narrow mind you ignorant dumb shits. And a ‘scene’ contest...is enough to get me up in arms to say, it’s an encouragement to stereotyping. Scene is dead.
(P.S Stacey your 19 don’t be manipulated by an opinionated wannabe intellectual, why outcast Audrey when Hanna Beth, Raquel Reed, Lana Jade and Zui Suicide are all the same)

2) I hate the way things are centered on certain bands but it’s supposed to be about music in general. Let’s just say Panic! At the Disco oh wait accuse me Panic at the Disco, fall out Boy, My Chemical Romance, all those over played overrated bands anyways are treated like Gods on this site.. I love them don’t get me wrong but I’m not a fucking teenie but I know these bands attract them so much that I know I can’t complain when they come and write comments under my new Panic At the Disco picture like “Where are they and where are they going?” It’s labeled “Modern Abbey Road” You look up Panic at the Disco pictures and yet you don’t know who the Beatles are? Or how a Paramore fan can make fun of a rock God like Robert Plant, only on buzznet. How can you worship a band like Paramore and put down a person who was in one of the best bands ever?

3)I hate the way we have models being probably the most buzzed people on this site and how they never even mention fashion period. The one time they did they said leggings, handbags and every other good thing in fashion right now should fade in 08, again, open a fucking magazine!

4)I hate the fact that every other main story on buzznet is about Britney, Lindsay, or every other pre-Madonna, so does every other fucking website, get out of it be different and save your unreal rumors for good conversation starters. But I’m sorry I don’t want to find out who Lindsay Lohan slept with this weekend or what star decided not to wear underwear, sadly my local news station will probably have that covered within 2 hours instead of what’s happening with the presidential elections.

5)I hate the fact that everyone with a buzznet with pictures of themselves wants to be the next Audrey Kitching just because you have a good camera, colorful hair, and lots of eye liner doesn’t mean you’re an internet success.

(P.S no offense to Tara Mason A.K.A person in this picture. This wasn’t directed at her if anything people want to be the next ‘kill scene’)

6)I hate when people on here label themselves as emo then tell me a stupid sentence like “I can’t live if he’s not my boyfriend so I’m going to kill myself tonight” blah blah blah your whining is not even close to almost committing suicide, it’s more like you’re being an attention hungry loser which is the actual defintion of an “emo”, that wants me to give all my attention and waste my time because your selfish. (It’s happened at least five times in a little less than a year)

7)I hate the ones who take time out of there boring nothing lives to bash on things that they don't like to people who do like this something. For instance, it's like walking into a MCR fan club and saying that MCR sucks. You encourage a fight, and start a flame war. It's one thing to stay firm in what you believe in (like this whole list) or have an opinion on something but it's another thing to egg me on. *cough/chickens4life/cough* (a person who is actually smart but uses her energy to bash other people)

8)I hate the idea of cyber boyfriends, online dating like eHarmony suddenly got replaced by fake internet relationships. I suppose you can't cheat on this person neither. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can 'lol' and 'rofl' all night with this sexy cyber whore? *wink wink, pukes* It's called getting off your computer and finding someone who you can really care about if you want one so damn bad! P.S Ryan Ross is not your husband

9)I hate those internet hackers, or stalkers, fake Audrey Kitching's, Brendon Uries', Ryan Ross's and Hanna Beth's AND everyone who believes them. How thick can you get? Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross would be featured in seconds if they really did have an account. Audrey and Hanna already have accounts, which would be even stupider to believe! My best friend spoke to 'theofficialryanross' which was his username and we laughed at everything that he said after. Bless Erika's soul that she actually had to talk to this weirdo who would every now and then explain that he "had a show just yesterday" and he "was writing new stuff for the album" or that "brendon's right next to me now" which just made me 'rofl' myself.

10)Gosh and lastly, the thing I hate most. How buzznet has seriously changed. How everyone that was actually decent has left because of these, stalker, identify stealing, emo, scene, whatever you want to be labeled, people. People keep coming and going. But of course I'll never forget Erika, who is extremely amazing #1 on my top (which brings me to another problem, I mean come on, are we turning into another myspace?) Jill who recently got her journals copied by another identify stealing loser. (Jillanne84) read her journals there amazing by the way. Stacey, Laura, Rachel, Michelle, and Chelesa. There among that last reason that is both bad and good because I can't help but say, you can meet amazing people on this site. Regardless of any problem when you've got people like these you can still see past them all.